2003
From: Fuku
Insult: 1. Fuck off, you cum drinking shit stain
2. Suck my festered shit hole you cunt fuck
3. Listen to me you fat cunt say that again and Ill rip youre pudgy arms of and beat you around the
head with them.
4. Youre so fuckin ugly when your fat cunt mother rocked you too sleep, she used real rocks.
From:
Insult: Your mum was walking through kings cross and she found a used dinger and got all
horney and fingered herself with it, and it poped, and thats how you were born.
From: John Howard
Address: iwouldevensellmymotherformypoliticalgain@gov.au
Insult: John Howard
From: TMG
Insult: The reason I am so fat is because everytime I fucked your missus she gave me a
biscuit
From: Kuta
Insult: prick face who even his mother would piss on
From: John Doe
Insult: You are an absolute fuckwit,Do not call me a lexicologist.You are a linguomaniac!
From:
Insult: fuck you
From: ben
Insult: your website's shit.
From:
Insult: Migalo skita gaa missu
(greek for "you big shit fuck off"
From: emma
Insult: dfgsdfg
From: Fish!
Insult: That comment was so fucking pedestrian you could use it for a footpath.
From:
Insult: go fuck yourself you steaming pile of shit
From:
Insult: This is the lamest website I've ever seen.
From:
Insult: PHarack u
From: Mr Dude
Insult: Me Cago En Tu Puta Madre (Spanish for "I shit on your whoring mother". The
ultimate insult in Spain)
From: Boxboy
Insult: 1. You've got a face like a vicar's arse.
2. Why don't you go home and root your boots, there's been a cun*t in them all day anyway?
3. You fuck arse, you've got no driving technique.
4. Fuck you, you spear chucking, sheep fucking mother fucker.
From:
Insult: Your an oxygen thief
From: Valiant expert,notAl
Address: Know fuckall@ fuckwits. com
Insult: When Al's Doc asked him for a stool, urine and sprog speciman, Al said "I'm in a
hurry, can I leave you my underpants?"
From:
Insult: IF brains were rubber he hasn't got enough to make a sandal for a one legged
budgie
From: EZlikeSunAM
Insult: 1.) If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk
backwards. 2.) I never forget a face...in your case,
I'll remember both of them. 3.) Me a slut? That comes well from someone who couldn't get laid on
a troop train. 4.) I know you've been suckin'
up. You don't get round lips from eating square meals. 5.) You're so boring in the sack, I bet
your hand falls asleep on you when you want to
masterbate
From:
Insult: YOU SUCK COCKHEAD !! YOUR MOTHER BLOW GOATS
From:
Insult: fuck u poof put my fucking insult on your website
From: big black shthinken coon
Address: ya mumma at my joint .now.nz
Insult: i fucked yo mamma in da ass den rolled her over and she sucked me off before she
kissed u good night taste good? poof i make money
off your dirty family cum guts
From: brett
Address: nononononononono
Insult: your so big you make rosanne look like ally mcbeal
From: it twaz me
Insult: Q:do u know why girls call u fingers......
A:because anything u touch u fuck!
From:
Insult: You eat poo.
From: Dame Edna everage
Insult: oh my goodness, it'not!!! it is!!!it's Al!! how wonderful!!! how are you
possum?
You know, dear, that in our beloved country, Australia, even as we march forward into the third
millenium, god bless us, there is still only one way
to describe people of your class and station... ...like a
brick commode who's doorless hinges display signs of
astounding wear and chronic abuse.I'm sure that over the years you have spent many a festerd moment
in tireless industry for your fellow country
members .God bless you al, you have saved this country from many a callused hand and roughend member
i'm sure.
oh what a social butterfly you are possum. Its absolutely amazing to experience your oral
dexterity as you circumscribe; and masticate over; all
matter of distasteful soillings , leaving no nook or cranny uninvestigated!
Al, I think you are the sort of person George Bernard Shaw was thinking of when he wrote " she is
a woman whose face looks as if it had been made
of pure sugar......and someone has urinated on it." And Joan Rivers once said "If I found her
floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog", It does sound
rather applicable.
must dash possum, when one is as sexually overt as i then one has to find the self control needed
to avoid one's seedier fans
From: Peter K.
Insult: You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.
From: Dan (aka Lucifer-v8)
Insult: Anyone ever remarked to you that you're so anal retentive that if there's a power
failure, you could vacuum the carpet just by
zooming around it on your arse, like a dog with worms ?
From: jack
Insult: get munted
From: cranky
Address: upurs@fukof.net
Insult: Q .... wat r u lookin at ??? ..
A... geeez .. uuuuum .. I don't have my book of "wat turd is that" !!!!!!!
From: aussie_21
Insult: slut fucker
From:
Insult: Thou cockered dread-bolted measle!
Thou villainous lily-livered haggard!
Thou wimpled rude-growing hugger-mugger!
Thou puny ill-breeding scut!
From:
Insult: Thou churlish unwash'd moldwarp!
From:
Insult: [Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
From:
Insult: Idol of idiot-worshippers!
From:
Insult: [Thou art] a disease that must be cut away.
From:
Insult: Thou misbegotten onion-eyed death-token!
From: percy again
Address: al knows
Insult: i read a comment where you said you only like bike with chains and not
driveshafts,, is this because as a mechanic your ability
only stretches to fitting joiner links and not c.v. joints or is it that your only bike is a malvern
star pushbike
2002
From: mike
Insult: honestly i can't be arsed
From: Ed
Insult: If women didn't have cunts, they'd be piled 40 foot high at the dump!!!
From: Damien from aus.cars
Insult: Rumour has it that you are so brain-dead, that when your wife said to you, "Al, I
want it HARD tonight - REAL HARD!", you went out
to the garage and got a big piece of plywood. You then put it on her side of the bed, then promptly
went to sleep on your own side.
From: Bob
Insult: DONT FUCK WITH ME MOTHER FUCKER I'LL FUCK YOU UP!!!
From: Mike
Insult: I could have been your father, but the dog got under the fence ahead of me.
From: iangunna
Address: tell
Insult: Ewww I just trod on some dog shit!
Oh Sorry its you al!
From: Slammin sam
Insult: YOU FUCK'EN IDIOT
From: Jason
Insult: I thought this was an insult generator!!
YOU'RE FUCKED MATE
From: Far Que
Insult: Every time you leave town the population goes down by 1/2 and the average IQ goes
up by 10.
From:
Insult: insult
From: Mick
Insult: Paddy: What are you looking at?
Mick (looking at Paddy): I dunno, but if I had a stick, I'd hit it...
From: eug
Insult: I look at you in the face... and I laugh. Ha ha ha.
From: Rick
Insult: Talking to you is like masturbating with a cheese grater.. slightly humorous yet
extremely painful
From: stupid moron
Insult: Stick your knob up your nose
From: TreatedPine
Insult: Hey Al . . If you did'nt have teeth you'd swear blind you were doin' a handstand
!!
From: Harry
Insult: Struth you suck shit mate, god blimey...
From: james
Insult: He/She is uglier than the northern end of a souoth bound camel.
From:
Insult: Eat shit and love it you slob
From:
Insult: If you're such a smartarse, write your own insults, dickwipe.
From: Heretic
Insult: hi
From: your head
Address: fart smells god made it that way
Insult: The sperm bank rejected your donation because they said your that ugly. And that
a blind bush pig wouldn't douche it up her hairy
smelly twat.
From:
Insult: err
From: Nystr0m
Insult: Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone
book!
Al's comment: Seems you nicked a lot of these "Yo momma" insults from
somewhere so I put 'em in nystr0m.zip
Only insults sent via the insult page will be included on this
page. I've had 2 000+ insults as a mechanic (includes my weekly
wage).
C'mon computer nerds, send some more.
