2005


From:  
Insult:   nfuck
From:  crazy ron
Insult:  fuck you alll!!!!! :)
From:  Fred Nurk
Insult:  I fart in your general direction, you son of a French pig farmer!
From:  FuckFace
Insult:  Suck my gas, Al.
From:  
Insult:  go fuck yourself you cum guzzling cock sucking poofter cunt
From:  ungrateful
Address:  growly@shitonyoumullum.com.au
Insult:  I wasn't going to miss out on spewing a bit of chewed up shit your way. I can't understand why all these arsholes (and you too) want to whinge and fucken whine all the time. You seem to be the cause of all this you grasshopper eating foam spitting duck faced lolly giving lump of shit.
I bet you got sick of sticking that wrinkled old cock into the back of every Mitsubishi exhaust pipe for that thing you call sex.
By the way if you had kids they would probably end up being called sigma=anus1 and so forth. aye?
From:  Rheilly Phoull
Insult:  You really are a reject from the bottom of the gene pool.
From:  kogvos
Insult:  Hi Al - Always love your work, you scum-sucking, dog-rooting, peanut-jabbing, polar bear sniffing, jockstreap swallowing, turd munching, rotten crotched hillbilly.
From:  Peter
Insult:  Any smarter you would be called an abortion.
From:  fuck you
Address:  get fucked @fuckwits.com
Insult:  After years of working in the grease-pit, which car does Al pick as his daily transport? Yep, you got it,..the most pathetic heap of shit known to man ie a Lada 4wd with 1600cc of Russky muscle,..ROTFLMAO!!

Al's comment:  It looked at us with lost puppy dog eyes.  It was then I decided to save it from mechanical incompetence.


2004


From:  
Insult:  You've got a face like a busted sack of festered rats arses...
From:  
Insult:  Are there two of you, or have you got your heads so far up each others cunts that you both speak from each others arseholes?
From:  Bill Grimsley
Insult:  I find your statement a gigantic brain fart of wankerism.
From:  
Insult:  You mother fucker helmet cheese licker and grand ma skid mark crusty arse licker and whore bag sperm bucket milk shake drinker tosser.
From:  
Insult:  Your turds smell like shit
From:  
Insult:  GAGF!
From:  Kurt
Insult:  She's got a face like a kicked in shit-house.
From:  Natalie
Address:  Nunaya
Insult:  I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight.
From:  Natalie
Insult:  I got this website from I post you replied to of mine in the aus.cars newsgroup. Thanks. I absolutely love these sorts of websites ;-)
From:  Butt Nugget
Insult:  AREYOUREADYTOTRAVELDOWNTHEDARKVALLEYINTOTHECANYONOFWINDS
From:  Kieron
Insult:  You dirty grovelling wanker, suck any harder and you might manage to get his dick past your teeth, i'd suggest you don't hold your breath though :)
From:  Kadaitcha Man
Insult:  I saw your DMR/RTA cartoon. You say that 'The office thought it was good'. They were being very polite.
From:  kog
Insult:  You're a spunkrat Al. I wanna have your babies.
From:  kog
Insult:  kiss it, turd-ball
From:  
Insult:  Is that your face or is your neck throwing up. You fucking ugly dog. No if I had a dog that ugly I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards you homo.
From:  Whacker
Insult:  Take your petrol price survey and shove it up John Howards Jacksey!
From:  Angus
Address:  Just Angus
Insult:  May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
From:  
Insult:  Go fist fuck yourself you loose arsed faggot.
Address:  SUCKMYCOCKUGAYASSLICKINGMOTHERFUCKERFROMWAYBACKUHOMODADSUCKINGCOCKHEAD@USUCKBIGBLACKCO
Insult:  YOUR THE BIGGEST BLACKEST CUNT WALKING THIS EARTH SERIOUSLY FUCKWIT, I BET U SUCK NIGGER COCK 24/7. YOUR AMERICAN AS ONLY AN NIGGER AMERICAN WOULD HAVE A SITE LIKE THIS, NOW LISTEN HERE FUCK FACE BE A MAN AND COME ON censored - no ads please
From:  
Insult:  You're a fucking knob jockey.
From:  dfg
Address:  dfgdf
Insult:  gdfg
From:  
Insult:  Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
From:  
Insult:  You look like a lump of dogshit that just got hit by a car.
From:  
Insult:   Stick up for your dad. He stuck up for you.
From:  FUCK
Address:  FUck
Insult:  FUCK
From:  
Insult:   hello
Als comment:  That's disgusting!
From:  
Insult:   Sex is not my only objective - its the only thing that separates us from the animals apart from the laws.
From:  
Insult:   Enjoy your life. Start some time soon.
From:  
Insult:   It takes less time for me to disregard you than it does to consider the proposition.
From:  
Insult:   Your smell is only surpassed by your good nature
From:  
Insult:   you fucking dickheaded moron, idiot shitface that looks like a asshole with flies on it
From:  `jamesy
Insult:  STFU PLZ.
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