From:  Fuck you!
Address:  Fuckwit @the fuckhead.factory
Insult:  Al decides to give his Italian POS motorbike a "de-coke". No such thing has been required for decades with modern lubricants, but that's where Al falls down ie he can't learn new ideas eg it's only recently the sheep on his place know what KY is. Prior, it was any grease he could get his cunt-scratchers on,mostly dirt impregnated excess ooze from greasing the Lada frontend.
From:  hymie
Insult:  Look mate, stop interfering with my work. I don't interfere when you're sucking sailors cock in the dunny, do I?
From:  Alan W
Insult:  Ever since i was 6 years of age i loved mechanics it is a excelent traid to work in and enjoyable . I have been qualified for the last 2 years in this time i lost my drivers licence and on a wage of $500 a week mon/sat and with a com service order whitch i have to forfil once a week to avoid a breach and jail . I obviously found it extreamly hard to forfil the workshop requirments . In this time i held my job for aprox 2 months allready trying to support my girlfriend and a stepson with the asperations of a child on the way it is a massive ask on these wages. It is insulting that you would spend 4 years of your life on minimal wages to receve a extra $50 then sitting on my ass in a dead end job earning the same or higher wages somthing has to be done . THIS IS REDICKULAS
From:  Chook (No shit!!)
Insult:  Loose pizzled, loppy eared, elongated turnout - (Local from Katherine N.T.) (Territory boy meself, and proud owner of a beautiful 1990 FJ1200)
From:  Sam
Insult:  Nothing worse than a filthy liar in your workplace!! Especially when you know them.
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Insult:  The lying bitch at work just remember what comes around goes AROUND! ITS CALLED KARMA!
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Insult:  suck my dick baby cos ur lips are like sandpaper,i like it at 125 grit and no messing
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Insult:  suck my dick baby
From:  timbo
Insult:  kiss my tits
From:  Fordfrogo
Insult:  One of Al's tinlids asked his mum : "Mummy, does Jesus live in the toilet sometimes?" Al's Missus replied: "Why no dear, what makes you ask such a thing?" Tinlid: "Well, this morning, after daddy came home drunk, he had his head in the toilet moaning" "" Ohh Jesus"".
From:  dave
Insult:  al you are the very biggest piece of nothing in the biggest piece of nothing world
From:  cool mccool
Insult:  if i had 1 dollar for every turd you ate i would have every dollar in the world turd face
From:  derek
Insult:  you've got a head like a deep sea racing tadpole
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