After a grievance about pay and conditions from a young mechanic that left the
trade to do labouring work (received via the insult page) Al wrote this to our local federal member. Hope it
does some good.
Read about the 28 day crash course the College of Advanced Criminal Activities
(CACA) is offering here.
Go here to see the tools needed to recover from hard
disk failure.
Free fuel calculator program.
A few handy conversion charts.
Download wantech.gif to give them some idea of
how to advertise for a mechanic.
Al sent this to the tax department. They were
amused.
Al updated the one above so that it is GST
compliant.
Waiting for your insult.
From: CAGIVA
Address: CAGIVA@CAGIVA.IT
Insult: THE BEST!
From: David Z
Insult: Suck the puss from the end of my fuck-stick bitch!
From: Diesel Damo
Insult: Arse cunt! (I don't know, you figure it out)
From: Feral Al
Insult: *ucking O. *ucking K. *ucking Al. Fucking *.
That's the polite * at the end.
From: Anon
Address: Found on a newsgroup
Insult: Maybe if you climbed off your sister for a second, turned off Fox, put on your best Sunday undershirt, brushed your tooth, and
wiped the Penzoil from your brow, people would take you seriously.
From: Dan
Insult: Oh ok here you go!
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen vomit with more sense than you
have. You are a few bricks short of a full load a few cards short of a
full deck a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes
short of a full human. Worse than that, you were a handcrank creation. God
created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, pubic hair crabs, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards
and made you. I take it back God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn.
You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair.
You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled,
crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look
good.
Only insults sent via the insult page will be included on this
page. I've had 2 000+ insults as a mechanic (includes my weekly
wage).
C'mon computer nerds, send some more.
